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! ! ! ! ! ! ! TRANSSEXUALS HAVE GOT TO GET MEANER! BITE FIRST OR BE BITTEN ! ! ! ! ! ! ! MY PRONOUNS ARE I'M/FUCKING/YOUR/MOM ! ! ! ! ! ! ! BECOME MORE DERANGED ! ! ! ! ! ! ! SCULPT AND TRANSFORM YOUR BODY ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ABUSE DRUGS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! MAKE FUCKED UP ART ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HAVE KINKY SEX ! ! ! ! ! ! ! GET PIERCED ! ! ! ! ! ! ! BE A FAGGOT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! BE UNPALATABLE TO THE MASSES ! ! ! ! ! ! ! BEING TRANS IS PUNK ROCK ! ! ! ! ! ! ! SOCK IT TO ME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! QUEER AS HELL ! ! ! ! ! ! ! PANSY ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ARM TRANS KIDS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! THIS IS THE AGE OF SIN ! ! ! ! ! ! ! REJECT THE ORDER OF CREATION ! ! ! ! ! ! ! DESTROY ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Great College Dorm Extras: To Settle In

A lot of these are on people's "essentials" lists. Which is a lie. A lot of these are nice but completely optional. Also I have sorted this for your viewing convenience.

CLEANING
  1. Basin

    2. Carrying your dirty dishes to and from the kitchen (if you even have one) is both precarious and pretty gross, depending on how long they've BEEN dirty. With a basin -- if you don't know what that is: it is a plastic tub -- that all becomes so much easier ! Please don't break anything.

  2. Sponge

    3. There is a girl. In my dorm. Who washes her water bottle. Including the part that she drinks from. With a COMMUNAL SPONGE. That sits in a random bowl in the lounge. DO NOT BE THIS PERSON. That is so fucking gross, she's going to get a disease.

  3. Gloves

    4. Your communal area is disgusting, I promise you. If you are washing dishes or wiping down counters, USE GLOVES! I have reusable ones #savetheplanet.

  4. Vacuum cleaner

    5. Listen: I know they can be expensive but honestly it's worth it. ESPECIALLY if you have a carpet in your dorm. I have one. That broom you have does NOTHING for the carpet. Also sweeping takes away much needed time from watching TV studying.

COOKING
  1. Baking soda

    2. Put it in your fridge, it'll keep it from stinking up your dorm or whereever it is. Also, maybe you'll need it for something, you never know.

  2. Oven mitt(s)

    3. I made brownies and cookies last semester without owning oven mitts. It was painful and a mess considering that my friends and I thought a good replacement would be a ton of paper towels.

  3. Apron

    4. You are going to get oil or whatever on your clothes and you are going to have to change 3 million times.

DORM
  1. Shelf

    2. Space is kind of hugely important and shelves are great. Also can be very cheap if you choose the right one. Mine was 5 bucks.

  2. Lamp

    3. The in-dorm lighting is probably a large fluorescent light that will give you a headache if you keep it on for too long. Lamps are great !

  3. Door stopper

    4. If you need to run out to the bathroom, you've got people coming over, or need to bring something in: get a door stopper ! Great for all those bathroom runs when you forget your dorm key.

Read "College Dorm Essentials - For Real." for the MUST-haves. [TBA]

Read "College Tips" to get a couple tricks and for things not to do. [TBA]